10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.