10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.