10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury