10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer