10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.