10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.