10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear