10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for loners.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.