10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson