10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.