10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)