10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"