10 Random Poker Quotes

Fook the floosh droo!
The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --