10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fold and live to fold again
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.