10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen