10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.