10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders