10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi