10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.