10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.