10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery