10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)