10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare