10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.