10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."