10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz