10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."