10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it