10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez