10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Those eggs smell delicious!