10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT