10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders