10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed