10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword