10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water