10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts