10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.