10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.