10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.