10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob