10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.