10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "No river, no fish."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth