10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--