10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine