10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• It's Free To Fold...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson