10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-