10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels