10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez