10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"