10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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